What’s worse than a box full of snakes?
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A box that was SUPPOSED to be full of snakes.
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A new Indian restaurant has opened near me called Karma. It doesn't have a menu to order from.
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You just get what you deserve!
Why is George R. R. Martin not on Twitter/X?
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Because he killed all 280 characters.
Why do lazy people hate origami?
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Too much paperwork.
A hacker once called me and said he has all my passwords
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I said, "WHAT!? Hold on. Let me get a pen. Now, what are they again?"
I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
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It's a total rip-off!
Why do melons have weddings?
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Because they cantaloupe.
What does a house wear?
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Address
I tried to catch some fog earlier...
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I mist
Why did the math book look so sad?
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Because it had too many problems
I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil...
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but there was no point
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
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He told me to stop going to those places
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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Philippe Flop
Why do milking stools only have three legs?
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Because the cow has the udder
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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None, that's a hardware problem
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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A fsh
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
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He won the "no-bell" prize.
How do you make a lemon drop?
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Just hold it and let go.
Why did the tomato blush?
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a fake noodle?
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An impasta