How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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Ten-tickles.
Animals jokes
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What do you call a horse that lives next door?
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A neighbour.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
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A bulldozer.
What’s worse than a box full of snakes?
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A box that was SUPPOSED to be full of snakes.
Why do milking stools only have three legs?
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Because the cow has the udder
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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A fsh
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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Sofishticated.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
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I’ll let you know.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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They’d crack each other up.