Did you know that the people living near a cemetery cant be buried there?
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Because they’re still alive
Everyday jokes
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What did one wall say to the other?
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"I'll meet you at the corner."
What do you call a belt made of watches?
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A waist of time.
I asked the barber to make me look ten years younger.
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He charged me for a child's haircut and called it a day.
My neighbour said he could hear us arguing through the wall.
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I asked him who he thought was right.
My phone told me I spend seven hours a day staring at a screen.
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Rude, considering it was there for all of them.
The self-checkout asked me to rate my experience.
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I don't usually give myself performance reviews.
I used to hate facial hair.
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But then it grew on me.