I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
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It's a total rip-off!
Wordplay jokes
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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Philippe Flop
Why do milking stools only have three legs?
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Because the cow has the udder
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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Sofishticated.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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A satisfactory.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
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I don’t know y.