Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Reveal punchline
Because they were watch dogs.
Shopping jokes
Open joke in Puntrest →
What did one hat say to the other?
Reveal punchline
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
The self-checkout asked me to rate my experience.
Reveal punchline
I don't usually give myself performance reviews.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
Reveal punchline
I’ll let you know.