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What do you call a belt made of watches?

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A waist of time.

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Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?

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Because they were watch dogs.

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My parents always said money can't buy happiness.

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Convenient advice from the people spending my inheritance.

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My dating profile says I'm financially stable.

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My debt hasn't moved in years.

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