Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?Reveal punchlineBecause they were watch dogs.Open joke in Puntrest →
My parents always said money can't buy happiness.Reveal punchlineConvenient advice from the people spending my inheritance.Open joke in Puntrest →
My dating profile says I'm financially stable.Reveal punchlineMy debt hasn't moved in years.Open joke in Puntrest →