What is an astronaut’s favourite part of a computer?
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The space bar.
Technology jokes
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A hacker once called me and said he has all my passwords
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I said, "WHAT!? Hold on. Let me get a pen. Now, what are they again?"
I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
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It's a total rip-off!
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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None, that's a hardware problem
My phone told me I spend seven hours a day staring at a screen.
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Rude, considering it was there for all of them.
I asked my dad how he managed parenting without the internet.
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He said, 'Badly, but there's no footage.'