A new Indian restaurant has opened near me called Karma. It doesn't have a menu to order from.
Reveal punchline
You just get what you deserve!
Food jokes
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Why do melons have weddings?
Reveal punchline
Because they cantaloupe.
How do you make a lemon drop?
Reveal punchline
Just hold it and let go.
Why did the tomato blush?
Reveal punchline
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a fake noodle?
Reveal punchline
An impasta
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Reveal punchline
They’d crack each other up.