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Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

He charged me for a child's haircut and called it a day.

Convenient advice from the people spending my inheritance.

That's how you know the hostage situation wasn't planned.

It said, 'We're not going to the gym. Stop asking outsiders.'

Apparently 'on mute in this same meeting' wasn't ambitious enough.

I asked him who he thought was right.

Rude, considering it was there for all of them.

He said, 'Badly, but there's no footage.'

My debt hasn't moved in years.

I don't usually give myself performance reviews.

Sofishticated.

I’ll let you know.

He was outstanding in his field.

She gave me a hug.

A satisfactory.

It’s impossible to put down.

They’d crack each other up.

But then it grew on me.

I don’t know y.