Did you know that the people living near a cemetery cant be buried there?
Reveal punchline
Because they’re still alive
Browse jokes
Open joke in Puntrest →
Why did the artist go to jail?
Reveal punchline
Because he was framed.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Reveal punchline
Ten-tickles.
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
Reveal punchline
A neighbour.
What did one wall say to the other?
Reveal punchline
"I'll meet you at the corner."
Why do doctors always stay calm?
Reveal punchline
Because they have a lot of patients
What do you call a belt made of watches?
Reveal punchline
A waist of time.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Reveal punchline
A bulldozer.
What is an astronaut’s favourite part of a computer?
Reveal punchline
The space bar.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Reveal punchline
"Nice belt!"
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Reveal punchline
Because they were watch dogs.
How do you organise a space party?
Reveal punchline
You planet.
Why are elevator jokes so good?
Reveal punchline
They work on so many levels.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Reveal punchline
They don't have the guts.
Why did the banker quit his job?
Reveal punchline
He lost interest.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Reveal punchline
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Reveal punchline
All the fans left.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Reveal punchline
You put a little boogie in it.
What did one hat say to the other?
Reveal punchline
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
“Dad, I’m struggling. I just found out I lost my job. My girlfriend broke up with me, I’m three months behind on rent, my car got repossessed, and I barely have enough money to eat. I haven’t slept in days, I feel like my whole life is falling apart, and I honestly don’t know what to do anymore.”
Reveal punchline
“Hi Struggling, I’m Dad.”